*squee*

snarryrecs:

snarryftw:

Rules:

Rule 1 - Post the rules.

Rule 2 - Answer the question the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1. If you could be one character in the whole hp-world, who would you be and why?

I would want to be Tonks. Metamorphmagus, kick-ass Auror, not afraid to chase after the man she loves, and all-around nice person.I’m giving her my love because there are far too many for Hermione and Luna already (though, I do like them too).

2. What’s your opinion of Drarry?

*shrugs* It’s not Snarry.

3. If you could meet J K Rowling and ask her one question, what would you ask?

“Can I ask you a question?” I can’t be the only one who has done this.

4. If you, for unknown reasons, were walking in the corridors at Hogwarts and saw Snape and Harry snogging would you:
A) Keep watching while violently drooling.

B) Join them.

C) Turning hysterical and start rolling on the floor whilst crying and laughing.

D) Turn bright red, then run for the hills. If Snape doesn’t kill me, he’ll Oblivate me. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I rather keep my memories and life.

5. What’s your favorite Hp pairing?

…If you can’t tell…

6. Which do you find most appealing: slash, fem slash, straight?

Every single pairing I shipped since I discovered fanfiction has been slash, so…

7.(Lack of imagination) If you could dress Snape in whatever you’d like, how would you dress him? …This shall be interesting.

The Phantom from Phantom of the Opera. That would be nosebleed worthy.

8. Where and what’s the sexiest scene between Snape and Harry you could think of? (I really hope all of those I’ve tagged are shipping Snarry.)

Have you read A Bunny Tale? That whole fic is a (wet) dream come true.

9. Mpreg. Your opinion.

No.

However, if a particularly good writer does it or a reputable source recs it, I will give it a shot.

10. Snog Dumbledore, A Goblin (bet that’ll hurt, they’ve sharp teeth >:D) or Kreacher. I’m cruel aren’t I? Well, I’m Slytherin to the bone.

And I’m a goody two shoes Gryffindor, which is why I would pick Dumbledore. You know why? Because he’s gaaaaaayyy, so he wouldn’t snog me. I win! Take that Slytherin scum! (No offense, of course.)

11. What happened in the absolute weirdest fanfic you’ve ever stumbled across?

…What didn’t happen would be a better question. Well, there were two fics that stuck me a weird, but in completely different ways.

One was Merry-Go-Round by AbsoluteConcept. Like I mentioned in the review, it was basically a crazy attempt at cram as many kinks into one fanfic as possible. Utterly cracktastic.

The second was A Necessary Evil by Kai. In it, Dumbledore got pregnant. With Voldemort’s reincarnate-fetus-thingy. That may seem funny, but it was actually kinda scary. Awesome, but horrific.

1. Oh no! A meteor is going to hit Earth in 24 hours. We’re all going top die! How would you spend your last day on Earth?

2. What kind of cake would you be and why?

3. Let’s be honest, if you met Severus Snape in real life, would he like you or hate you?

4. Subsequently, would you like him or want to punch his beak-of-a-nose in (if he doesn’t hex you first, of course)?

5. Hogwarts or Pigfarts? (If you don’t understand this, you need to watch The Very Potter Musical.)

6. Name your top 3 pairings and why you ship them.

7. What position would you play in Quidditch.

8. Pick one spell and why.

9. Now pick one potion and why.

10. What would your Patronus be?

11. What would you see in the Mirror of Erised?

Accio victims!

snarrry

jitta

bonomania

severussnapegal

these-narcissistic-words

sierra-uv

penns-woods

sexshipsandalanrickman

xunforgivenxx

strawberry-cum

suzannenoel

1. If you could be one character in the whole hp-world, who would you be and why?

Harry….why? i dunno 

2. What’s your opinion of Drarry?

Its sexy

3. If you could meet J K Rowling and ask her one question, what would you ask?

Why didnt you make Harry ended up with Draco or Snape?

4. If you, for unknown reasons, were walking in the corridors at Hogwarts and saw Snape and Harry snogging would you:
A) Keep watching while violently drooling.

B) Join them.

C) Turning hysterical and start rolling on the floor whilst crying and laughing.

5. What’s your favorite Hp pairing?

Snarry or Drarry 

6. Which do you find most appealing: slash, fem slash, straight?

Slash…duhh

7.(Lack of imagination) If you could dress Snape in whatever you’d like, how would you dress him? …This shall be interesting.

In a thong only…….a tiny one

8. Where and what’s the sexiest scene between Snape and Harry you could think of? (I really hope all of those I’ve tagged are shipping Snarry.)

Have you read A Bunny Tale? That whole fic is a (wet) dream come true.

9. Mpreg. Your opinion.

Uhm…….i kinda like it

10. Snog Dumbledore, A Goblin (bet that’ll hurt, they’ve sharp teeth >:D) or Kreacher. I’m cruel aren’t I? Well, I’m Slytherin to the bone.

Dumbledore….i dont snog House elves

11. What happened in the absolute weirdest fanfic you’ve ever stumbled across?

Harry fucked by Dumbledore……..still gives meh the creeps

1. Oh no! A meteor is going to hit Earth in 24 hours. We’re all going top die! How would you spend your last day on Earth?

Hugging my mum while reading fanfics

2. What kind of cake would you be and why?

Chocolate

3. Let’s be honest, if you met Severus Snape in real life, would he like you or hate you?

Hate…im just like Potter…

4. Subsequently, would you like him or want to punch his beak-of-a-nose in (if he doesn’t hex you first, of course)?

Like….honestly….i would just pinn him to the ground and sit on his face

5. Hogwarts or Pigfarts? (If you don’t understand this, you need to watch The Very Potter Musical.)

Hogwarts ofcourse

6. Name your top 3 pairings and why you ship them.

Snarry: because its just hot and angsty and the smut

Drarry………..the smut

too many more

7. What position would you play in Quidditch.

Seeker

8. Pick one spell and why.

Accio, im a lazy fuck

9. Now pick one potion and why.

Some arousal potion….why? :3

10. What would your Patronus be?

A dildo….i just know it

11. What would you see in the Mirror of Erised?

You dont want to know

Accio victims!

……………….FFS

morbidneeds:

If only he’d had green eyes and a scar… Just a thought and I’m going to leave that right there for you to ponder on…

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snarryrecs:

Book 5 by Yukipon

severussnapegal:

Sexy Snarry - by Rex

snarryrecs:

Illumine by Glockgal

snarryrecs:

Lick by Spicysteweddemon

Spicy’s version of NC-17 snarry.

snarryrecs:

Envy by Zjackt

Illustration for The Tea Series.

snarryrecs:

Unfinished Business by Glockgal